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My Life At Penetrode or Is It Good For The Company?
Every morning the metal handle of the hallway door at work gives me a good ‘ol dose of static shock. This has been happening for the last four years. And only now I realize how “Office Space” this is....
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Close To The Machine
While we are on the topic of vending machines, I gotta mention hacking. I remember that a trick with a coin with a little hole attached to a string worked on Soviet payphones, but I don’t remember...
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Phi, Spongebob?! Phi !?!
Probably the easiest way to dramatically improve your snapshots is to learn about the rule of thirds. You know, divide what you see in the viewfinder by two lines into thirds horizontally and...
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Since a comprehensive list of Microsoft codenames already exists, I would like to move on to another taxonomy project that fascinates me. I would like to collect a list of weird titles so common in...
View ArticleDouble Sikrit Krabby Patty
Bubblebass: I’ll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4×4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim. Squidward: We serve...
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